PM | book4: Hate Mail
A grey owl was soaring down towards Hermione.
‘It hasn’t got a newspaper, though,’ she said, looking disappointed. ‘It’s -‘
But to her bewilderment, the grey owl landed in front of her plate, closely followed by four barn owls, a brown owl and a tawny.
‘How many subscriptions did you take out?’ said Harry,
"hari is a bully"
Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
Like nothing's changed. Not true, of course. Everything's changed.
When he straightened again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him.
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow- we’re identical!”
"I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.
AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.
harry potter + creatures
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood